Meat

Bill Bailey: There's a butcher at the end of my street. It's called "Halal... is it me you're looking for?"

- at the The Royal Variety Performance 2012

Random piece of whatsapp

Tcss = talk cock sing song.

That's kinda how I roll too ;)

I know it's not quite over yet, but it's been an eventful year. 

Take a second. Be thankful for blessings. Love, lose, laugh, cry, drink, eat, pray, hug, kiss, wink, whistle and sing. Have Faith, be it in omniscience beings, in yourself, or your fellow man.

Onward to bigger & brighter things

R.I.P. JR

Consolation Prize! :)

MAYbe you're just a dumbass

Maybank = DUMBASS.

Would you believe, they won't allow me to PREPAY my credit card bill ? Bill due whenever, but if I want to pay now, I can't. I have to wait till the bill is out, and pay up to EXACTLY that amount. If i schedule a future transfer via maybank2u, and the amount is even 1 sen over the amt due, the whole transfer will get REJECTED.

I can, however, brave being mugged, pay money for petrol, drive my car to the nearest maybank branch & force them to take my money via cash deposit.

I've NEVER heard of a SINGLE bank who has REJECTED money UNTIL NOW. Why am I banking with them again?????

My new toy :)

Tah dah :)