Kipsy Fatt

The durian pancakes in Du Viet (Uptown, same row as HSBC), are delectable.
This, however, is not a foodie post.

Said durian pancake came with a sprig of mint leaves.
What does Cheech suggest we do with the mint leaves?
What, pray tell?

"Who would like to slide the mint sprig between your butt cheeks?"
(And believe you me, the Cantonese version is WAY more hilarious)

There was a whole second of silence & blinking before the laughter and inevitable mocking began.

I do *not* know where the idea came from, but there was some vague reference to recent photos of some Chinese actress whose bf apparently sniffed her butt when applying lotion to her back & legs.

She's now registered in my phone under "Kipsy Fatt", which I suppose is an improvement from "Sex Change" ... but that's another story. *grin*

My Engrand very powderful

Me:
I've been practicing my engrand.
Since my HR manager kindly reminded me that my boss still hasn't written email saying I dun need to go for engrand crass.
I figure since that trainer punya gaji so high, may as well get my money's worth.

Girlfriend:
hhahahhahahah
why do u hv to go for engrand crasses again??

Me:
cos my boss say he whole department need to go for engrand crass to improve the speaking skill.
so they can be more confiden when they speaking to others people
and when they speaking the others people can easy to understand clearer

Girlfriend:
lmao

Me:
summore hoh, HR Manager say the staffs must can submit emails they usually type one.
so the trainer can see what level they can do ah.
then trainer can seperates them one into the different category to training them same levels one.
easier ah.
so I must learning to type like this also.
so she can be see the levels I can do ah.
and be to put me into the correct place loh so I can be learning propery.

Susan Boyle goes Viral

If you haven't already seen/heard Susan Boyle, you NEED to youtube her.

No really.

Think Paul Potts, but for Broadway... and WAY more incredulous.
That it is one of my favourite songs does *not* imply bias.

I must confess - I was Entirely skeptical.
No, I lie... I was downright SCARED.
I mean... she looks like an amateur wrestler, for crying out loud...
And that hair... o_0

Anyhoo...
Youtube link: HERE
Embedding disabled by request, apparently.

My dog ate my blog entries

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
=)

Review: Dark Knight

Quite good, really!
Lots of things that went boom. Lots of things that went fast. Lots of shiny high-tech things that made me scrunch up my toes.

I was surprised at how good Ledger was. Didn't expect him to be. There was a slight debate about whether Ledger or Nicholas made the best joker... I think they were playing for different teams. Manic-mad vs. funny-mad.

I like how this bat man has a slight lisp. =)
Costume & makeup was GREAT. Two-face's makeup was REALLY good.

Entertaining? Most certainly!

Go get a ticket now!

Las Vegas

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday service will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed around.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to sort the offerings they receive. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastary for sorting, then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

Did you see that coming? *grin*

Review: Journey to the Center of the Earth (3D)

It was fun!

Ignoring the fact that the 3D glasses were shite - bent out of shape & not well maintained (the lenses were cloudy from being dirty for so long), the movie it self was quite entertaining.

Classic 3D demo streams were incorporated - flying beads, rickety trip down an old mine, prehistoric piranha jumping STRAIGHT at your FACE... What's not to like?

The storyline's familiar (how far can you divert, really), predictable, etc.
but that's not why I went to see the movie.

It's a bit pricey, but if you enjoy 3D effects, it does a decent job.
Have fun! :)