I'm a bad person...

I had the strangest dream last night.
I was married, and pregnant.
And that's not the strange part.

I was upset because the dog had vomited on the carpet.
And now I was going to have to clean the damn thing.
But it wouldn't fit into the washing machine.
And I didn't mean the carpet!

Yes folks, I was trying to clean the DOG in the washing machine.
Luckily for the dog, he/she wouldn't fit.

Brushing my teeth, I suddenly realised that my "husband" was, in *this* reality, a married man!
I've been trying to picture his face... to remember who it was... but no luck.
So I dream-stole someone's husband!

I wonder which is worse... me dream-stealing someone's husband, or me trying to wash the dog in the machine...

...

Clement came by for small change.
Clement: For toll.
Me: Don't you have Smart Tag?
Clement: Nope. Don't use it much. I have Touch n Go instead.
Me: Then why don't you use Touch n Go?
Clement: It's backup in case I don't have cash.
Me: ....

So he's constantly queuing for the cash lane, when he has a perfectly working Touch n Go card.
Whatever.

Houston, we have problemces...

Head of Department, in a presentation during a Strategy Retreat:

"... we have to take action to rectify all our department problemces."

'nuff said.

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Edit:
Actually, I might have misquoted him. I really didn't register ANY other part of the sentence except that last word.

Susan Boyle goes Viral

If you haven't already seen/heard Susan Boyle, you NEED to youtube her.

No really.

Think Paul Potts, but for Broadway... and WAY more incredulous.
That it is one of my favourite songs does *not* imply bias.

I must confess - I was Entirely skeptical.
No, I lie... I was downright SCARED.
I mean... she looks like an amateur wrestler, for crying out loud...
And that hair... o_0

Anyhoo...
Youtube link: HERE
Embedding disabled by request, apparently.