I'm a bad person...

I had the strangest dream last night.
I was married, and pregnant.
And that's not the strange part.

I was upset because the dog had vomited on the carpet.
And now I was going to have to clean the damn thing.
But it wouldn't fit into the washing machine.
And I didn't mean the carpet!

Yes folks, I was trying to clean the DOG in the washing machine.
Luckily for the dog, he/she wouldn't fit.

Brushing my teeth, I suddenly realised that my "husband" was, in *this* reality, a married man!
I've been trying to picture his face... to remember who it was... but no luck.
So I dream-stole someone's husband!

I wonder which is worse... me dream-stealing someone's husband, or me trying to wash the dog in the machine...