Re: Application for vacation

To whom it may concern,

We received your application re: above.
We regret to inform you that you have not been selected for the interview process at this time.
This is due to you apparently applying for a Vacation, as opposed to (I'm guessing) a VACANCY(?) & due to the fact that I refuse to hereafter address you as "SAVAN The Great".

Thank you, and have a good day.

Regards,
Me.

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From: SAVAN The Great [mailto:emailadd@hotmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, 17 May, 2009 6:31 PM
Subject: application for vacation

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